Slim Tricky vs Masta Junkie - The Battle Begins

I'm Slim Tricky you're new hero and host, welcoming all of ya'll to my first post, this new blog is a rap battle contest, it's gonna determine who the fuck of us rhymes best, "us" that's me and that sucker MC who goes by the name of Masta Junkie, I hate his guts, gonna bust his nuts, crack his skull in man he sucks, he's gonna get orally and mentally abused, gang raped like Jodie Foster in "Accused", shit man don't even get me started, when he walks into a room people wonder who farted, but that's just him that's how fucking awful he smells, he died and came back cuz satan threw him outta hell, santa committed suicide when Masta sang "Jingle Bells", that's just a few of the stories that I'll tell, but all in due time all you really need to know, is that Masta Junkie sucks he's a goddamn ho', and by the way who am i you wonder, if Masta's the rain I am the thunder, Slim Tricky, girl's lickety lick me, say: "put your dick in me", in german: "fick mich", the master rapper, lyricist and poet, "You're on top Tricks", dammit I know it, yo Masta Junkie the war is on, I'll strap you to a chair leave you gagged and bound, six feet under nowhere to be found, screaming for air beneath the ground, breath coming slower and slower still, you're one punk bitch I love to kill. Bam!